For a second there you almost went full Kanye...

Where is Mario Strikers?? Tennis is fine and all, but Strikers Charged was easily the best Mario themed sports title.

Good first step, but not enough. I don’t wanna see this little shit uploading anything onto YT ever again AND I want his existing shit gone.

The release of the Xbox One X. That must be it. I see no other explanation.

It’s been patchy for a couple of days now. Patience is a virtue, etc etc.

You broke it Luke! goodbye 17 terabytes of precious shitposts

Headline is pretty funny given everybody else in these network of sites is convinced the Earth is going to explode within the next year or two.

IGN? Ehhhh... I think Kotaku already has better readers :P

I have a friend with 80 year old parents. His dad gave these people 400k of his retirement money - not millionaires I might add. He believed the guy was going to give him the big payout all the way up to the point where he is standing in the bank in NYC where the “banker” worked that he came to meet. He broke down in…

He didn’t kill himself because he did love one person. Himself.

Reddit does something right for once.

Situations like this really highlight both the awesomeness of people and the necessity of save game data backups.

Missed connections:

Usually they do after killing the family. Would be better if they just started/ended with themselves. Would be best if they just didn’t kill anyone.

I know. If every man who thought about murdering his children and their mother would just kill himself instead, it would be a better world.

In these situations, I always ask, Why not just kill yourself?

I think discontinuing the iPod should be on this list. Some of us still love them.

This 100% run still uses glitches to break through certain walls and grab moons, among other things. In the Sand Kingdom and Snow Kingdom specifically.

If they’re partnered on Twitch, they can make money off that as well as donations from viewers.