Oh for fuck’s sake.

I feel no pity for this woman. Not once in the chat log was there anything alluding to rape, just the song. The rape portion of the song wasn’t even what they were joking about. The guy apologized MULTIPLE times, and yet she still felt the need to email Tim Cook (who by the way won’t read this petty crap anyways…

So the guy apologizes multiple times for the joke and she keeps escalating it? I wouldn’t make a joke like that at work because it isn’t appropriate, but if someone apologizes while stating they will not do it again; it should be over right then. No need to escalate it right to the CEO without going through your…

How dare Kap disrespect the flag...

About living in Allentown or the train?

Norfolk Southern Railway, the company which told organizers that there would be no traveling trains during the marathon, is looking into how a train traveled through the marathon.

They should be happy they don’t live on the Island of Sodor. You can’t go more that 100 feet without running into a train the railway network is that vast.

Except Stranger Things which takes place 30 years AGO.

Yeah that was definitely a bad example. Great show, but it doesn’t belong in this article.

Stranger Things doesn’t take place in the future....

I don’t feel like I ever seen anyone complaining about a team taking a 7 point lead to 14. It’s when teams are taking 30 point leads to 37 point leads with 2 minutes left that it’s a little eye-rolly, but on the other hand, whatever.

I can’t believe how far I read before I realized that might not be verbatim.

For those at work, I have the transcript:

Like when people establish unassailable credibility in a beef by using the terms “libtard” and “butthurt.”

More cupholders.

Very disappointing. I misread that second paragraph to read the cops had shot Rudy Giuliani.

Pretending Whitlock doesn’t exist is never a dick move

Katmandidn’t

God damnit, I’m still pissed about Pushing Daisies... definitely one of my top 5 favorite shows of all time.

The Black Donnelly’s :(