And look at that handwork. Slides it into her hair. Cups her head. Then a little *tug*.

You are interrogating this text from the wrong perspective.

I do have to hand it to Bandersnatch in the "wearing the Belstaff Milford coat" category because no other contenders can exist, but I think Gosling beats him in the "wearing fitted peacoats" category.

Well, to be fair, it *is* The Playbook.

Surprisingly enough, some guy actually started FuckYeahRyanGosling, which is the source of Hey Girl.

This is why his eye game is fierce and on point.

I admit that he first hit my radar because of Sandra Bullock. There must be a lot to this guy, I thought, for her to be with him.

There should be some sort of Best Kiss Lifetime Achievement Award for McGosling.

Any guy can emulate the most important things about Ryan Gosling. Women are used to scaling down their expectations to something more life-sized.

Hey girl, I never stopped wanting to save Darfur.

Hey girl, pour some syrup on me.

I have a feeling that the value a MRA places upon his sperm is inversely proportionate to the value any woman ever will.

According to the International Association of Time Travelers: Members' Forum Subforum: Europe – Twentieth Century – Second World War, everybody kills Hitler on their first trip.

It's like every aspect of his *being* is Photoshopped!

Seriously. If you don't want the internet to take ownership of your thrilling personal encounter with Ryan Gosling, do not mention said encounter on the internet. It's ours now, we will do what we want with it, such is the way of this world.

Promoting to add to the legend!

Oh my gosh. Complaints at the con? That is dreadful. But your conversation with her sounds so awesome and I'm so glad it happened.

It's this sort of immediate corrective measure that can make a real difference. Thank you for helping the world.

I just think it's nice that Leo is the MPDG in this scenario.

What's dripping out of *my* vagina?