She and Cara McKenna are the best things going.

Yeah, but doesn't she eat like, a bite of salad and calls it a meal? Regularly? I don't know if that was resistance to the eating rules, maybe it was. The whole idea of controlling her eating and her exercise was alarming to me, and would've been whether it was about her eating more or less, or exercising more or…

I read this book about a year ago. I usually put down romance novels with guy doms because inevitably the word "mastering" will be used as a verb, and I just can't stick around for that. I like subby guys, and it's really hard to find that in romance that is not written by Megan Hart (but she's really, really good).

But the movie isn't out yet, and the article is talking about biases men in the desired audience may have based upon the original properties and the marketing of the films, not the films themselves. Tomb Raider and HG, as pre-film properties, were geared toward vastly different audiences. Men did not come away from…

Different. Tomb Raider didn't ask the player to see things from a female lead's POV. It asked them to stand behind her and watch her ass move.

Women really respond well to sounds, actual words as well as moans and such. The latter are a big hit while you're going down on us because it lets us know you're into it. Telling her you find her desirable in creative ways - not so it seems like reassurance because you've gone soft but throughout, and out of bed too,…

The part about coming while going down is the clincher. It's great when a guy jerks off while he's going down on you but I've only encountered unassisted ejaculation...well, in some cyborg erotica I read the other day, actually.

Well, in this case, your acknowledged body of work establishes the open relationship as well as well as such gems as (paraphrased) "sometimes I just want to pick up a woman in a bar, take her outside and eat her out," and of course "I like women to have pubic hair because it traps the scent." These things are pleasing…

There's your running mate, Mittens.

Wait, wait. Somebody on ONTD mentioned that there exists a scene in which he goes down on a girl for 20 minutes and *growls* while doing so. Did this happen? Can anyone tell me the title?

This is what Obama is up to while the Republicans are desperately trying to attract the votes of guys who want to outlaw Ladies' Night at bars.

Excellent, appreciation for Porn!Gosling continues to grow. Next up, Porn!Fassbender needs to be identified and promoted. It is very possible that Porn!Fassbender is in fact the actual Fassbender.

Why not just ask a silent, intelligent girl out on a date? Oh wait, because then he wouldn't get to slut shame the hot ones en masse, which is the actual point.

Joanna Bourne's Spymaster series. Starts with The Forbidden Rose. By far the best Regency spy series I have ever encountered. Four books. Read them in order of publication. You will regret it if you don't at the very least start with TFR and end with The Black Hawk.

I liked Thirty Shades and the sequel, but I don't actually remember anything that happened or even the tone. It was no Willing Victim by Cara McKenna, which I will never forget, even though technically that's about a couple of switches.

They are, but they're about lots of things. Last thing I read was a high quality, low sex, MF Regency spy series. Right now I'm reading the Paris LotU, which is paranormal MF, lots of sex. Next I have some male virgins and some MMF threesomes lined up. Someone trying to pin me down to one thing based upon my reading…

I did not know that. I really should learn to research things, particularly before I rant about people not researching things.

This is so effing long, but...

Oh my god, this is perfect. It's like I actually have memories of him coming by my booth and asking how our meal was in that discomfiting manner all mid-range chain restaurant managers have.

Yep. Back in the day an acquaintance on LJ got the Secret Service called on her because of some comment about GWB like the desire to slap him and say "Snap out of it!" or something like that. So, threats of assault are also extremely illegal.