Show some respect for tradition. It is well-established that the first time our superpowered blonde heroine bones the mind-controlled blond vamp stalker, a house *must fall down*.

I guess the vampire extermination will be so successful that when it turns out authentic V is the only way to protect people from zombies everyone will be suitably chagrined. And then everybody will want to be turned, and then there will be vampire characters on Glee. Well, additional ones, Santana is already there.

That's not Steve Urkel. That's Stefan Urquelle.

Come now, anger isn't an emotion!

Must've set up "fuck with Earth" as a recurring task.

They're only a year apart.

You would hope that since it's a ONS the guy would've taken it in the positive way in which it was intended. Surely he's heard it before.

Every time some guy friend of mine complains that his wife hates porn I'm like listen. Your wife doesn't hate porn. She just hasn't watched James Deen yet. I should put together a recruitment video. Take this. Give it to your wife/girlfriend and leave her alone for a while. If she's not converted, she cannot be…

It's really that he looks in their eyes, smiles, talks some shit to them that I cannot even hear, they smile too, and I can actually believe that everyone involved is having a good time.

Duly noted and retained in the to-wank bank.

Thank god Jezebel got my password and login fixed because yesterday I was SCREAMING because I could not log in to register my love for James Deen.

Oh, I'm sure Pamela Dean remembers.

I liked it. I thought the whole thing was an argument between different genres of video games.

They're using Selectric 251s. It's the only way to safely communicate with the Other Side.

Tina Fey consistently makes the exact choices I would make in her position. Peter Hermann, Jon Hamm, Michael Sheen, Peter Dinklage, Cheyenne Jackson, Dean Winters, and even Matt Damon, though he was looking kind of rough in his eps. If I had Ultimate Power, I would give money and exposure to each and every one of…

But Megan's death saves the show nothing, and they're cutting for budget reasons. So it'll be a regular, and probably ones who has been there from the start.

That is fucking flawless. How have I never see this?

Another thing, I think, is height. For some reason - perhaps because producers want to cast 12-yos as 8-yos - child stars tend to be diminutive. This isn't problematic for girls as they age, but can be for boys, when they reach their perfectly natural adult height of 5'4 or so.

Weight loss surgeries leading to cosmetic procedures would focus on various body lifts. Thigh lifts, tummy tucks, upper arm lifts, full body lifts, etc. Lipo might accompany those procedures, but the problem with extreme rapid weight loss is the skin. It's usually not a person in the first bloom of youth getting these…

Which is why a public awareness campaign needs to be started. Look, I understand that one wishes to show off the goods, so to speak. I didn't have a particularly nice body as an underage person but certainly I wish I had photographic evidence of it. A public awareness campaign that says ladies/gents, please, if you…