The more apps I give my info the more telemarketing calls I seem to get... but I’ll block as many numbers as I have to for them deals.

It’s almost like if you base a relationship on dick and money it’s bound to have problems.

I’m already not going to waste another dime on kickstarter, but while I would be interested in something like this, it’s not big enough. 

I’m already not going to waste another dime on kickstarter, but while I would be interested in something like this,…

Why do people get a new iphone every year when the features barely change?

What stops someone from just picking it up and walking off with it?

What stops someone from just picking it up and walking off with it?

Deal is gone.

Deal is gone.

Damn, I’d have gotten that Sega Genesis mini for 32 but its $54 and out of stock.

Damn, I’d have gotten that Sega Genesis mini for 32 but its $54 and out of stock.

Does this expert normally go to the movies?

“Not only did he qualify on his first try (something it took days for me to accomplish)”

More racist than the hotel that calls the one black guy in the movie the n-word and forces a white dude to kill him?

Clearly the building forced her to do this.  Have they brought in any paranormal investigators?

This same thing happened to two people I know and led to searching on the internet to find it happens a lot and is usually fixed by ripping some piece out. 

I’ve never signed up for a notification of something being available at any of these sites that didn’t come like 4 hours after it was actually available.

I’ve never signed up for a notification of something being available at any of these sites that didn’t come like 4…

What’s this... a note? “I can’t take it anymore. I’m sorry.” What? Barbara!? *runs to bedroom.* Oh god! Barbara! No!!!! *Barbara’s lifeless body hangs. All we see are her feet in her best shoes above their bed.* THE NORDSTROM RACK.

What’s this... a note? “I can’t take it anymore. I’m sorry.” What? Barbara!? *runs to bedroom.* Oh god! Barbara!…

I have a lot of Why questions about this article, but none of them are in the headline.

Why did I scroll through this whole stupid thing to see if there was a deal on Ring Fit? Because it’s in the header photo for some reason.

Why did I scroll through this whole stupid thing to see if there was a deal on Ring Fit? Because it’s in the header…

For that movie that definitely will not be coming out in October?  RIP MCU.

For that movie that definitely will not be coming out in October?  RIP MCU.

okay Rainman.

Also a version that is just all sex toys. 

Also a version that is just all sex toys. 

Or say fuck you to LEGO and get some Chinese knockoffs. I just finished building the Ghostbuster firehouse. Was less than 20% of what LEGO would have cost me.

Or say fuck you to LEGO and get some Chinese knockoffs. I just finished building the Ghostbuster firehouse. Was less…