Why don’t you try gently placing things in your backpack. Weirdo.

Why don’t you try gently placing things in your backpack. Weirdo.

Is the PS+ an April Fool’s Joke? Clicked on it and it says 59.99.

Is the PS+ an April Fool’s Joke? Clicked on it and it says 59.99.

Surely a trick to take all the blame, recuse Trump, and walk away scottfree.

Next he’ll send the PM of Japan an invoice for Mar-a-Lago membership dues.

Better not talk shit about Halo Top ice cream though. That’s my jam.

How many ls do you have in your name?

Yeah, she’s pretty...

There never was a Bobby Moynihan. He was just a character Kate McKinnon did.

Alec Baldwin called his daughter a little pig. Please erase 30 Rock and SNL from our memories!!!!

Robert Downey Jr is unworthy of a comeback! Please rescind the movies he’s made in the last 17 years. At least The Judge.

That’s not correct.

Hey dumb-dumb, “I’m Fucking Matt Damon” has over 16 million views on YouTube. Antics between the two of them on Kimmel’s show after the Oscars in the last decade has often been better remembered than what happened at the actual awards.

“which barely makes sense to even his regular viewers without a cursory Google search.”

nice try, how? Seems like you agree (though you’re wrong).

Curious, is there a line where someone can be a piece of shit and then learn/grow/evolve to be a better person, or is he a fucking creep for the rest of his life and never deserves anything good? Like, what about jay walking? What if he was a flagrant jay walker? What if he yelled at a puppy once?

And all the white people patted themselves on the back so hard they had bruises this morning.

“It is with heavy hearts”

Who holds back the electric car?! Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?!

People still care about Lorde?

“I’ve now mentioned playing the Switch on a subway, in my bedroom and in an office”