Cards Against Humanity co-founder quits after ______ over _______

Well I just blew coffee out my nose so thanks for that, I guess

are you saying auntie jemima resembles the antichrist? 

Jefferson A?

“Mutant Lives Matter” has been the premise of the X-Men for 45 years, bro.

Gonzo, is that you?

(Also what I think of when the dumbshits start crowing about “blue lives matter”)

Considering the title I think it’s a safe bet to call this a “spin-off” that might be priced at $40 and have a little shorter run time and presumably a year or two-ish after we’ll get a full Spider-man sequel with both characters as leads.

Now that the Speed Force died, Vibe took the cure, & Killer Frost is on medical leave, Elongated Man is Central City’s most powerful superhero.

This whole country started with a riot. 

You mean a Noble?

You think that’s weird, Harrison Ford has been arrested six times for stealing antiquities from ancient tombs.

So Lori Loughlin helps a guy who doesn’t want to take the SATs get his "skills up to professional level in an impressively short period of time"? It's all starting to make sense.

That was the way with ‘Ant-Man’. People who were angry about Wright leaving kept highlighting scenes that they said had to be his, and invariably turned out to be Reed’s.

The crew always knew about their captian.

Honestly, if we manage to make it another 26 years at this rate it’d be victory enough.

I find myself leaning more towards this. What happened in Lethbridge fucking sucks and we should take every step to make things right with the victim, but it’s not as simple as “idiot cop beats up cosplayer.” Yes, we have issues with police brutality just like our neighbors to the south, but it’s absolutely not a…

Hell, even if it was a real gun, she’s a Storm Trooper, it’s not like she would have hit anything.

In this asshole’s defense, I am not sure the hood made him look more racist.