Here you see one of nature’s rarest sights: A garbage bag giving birth to an Aztek. Once the proud mother is finished, she’ll begin the next phase in her life life, flapping aimlessly through the breeze, before finding the upper branches of a tree to nest in and ultimately disintegrating.

The way I see it, you’re hurtling through the air at high altitude with at least dozens of other people in a pressurized metal tube partially filled with jet fuel. In a country that not an insignificant number of people would like to see burned to the ground. I’d rather they make things a little inconvenient for us…

tell me, what does your adult tax-paying self think of this?

Why is this only making 268HP when a stock 220HP GTI can make like 305 with just a chip tune and all it needs to reliably support that is like, an upgraded clutch and some different coils?

Does it bother anyone else how the directional wheels point in different directions on different sides of the car?

Needs to go full on into side sticker graphics with this instead:

3.1 seconds is also the amount of time it takes for the car to depreciate by $20,000 after you buy it.

I totally agree...but maybe its impact will be the same exact thing.

You always plate the vehicle you’re stealing if it doesn’t have one. If a cop gets behind you in traffic and you look legit, you’re not in danger. If you’ve got no plate, you’re running or getting pulled over. Also, you steal a bunch of plates beforehand so you have plenty.

The awesome 1995 Ford GT90 concept

“A Clown Drives His Shoe”

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

Pretty sure it’s a Lambo.

Tread wear isn’t the only thing to take into consideration. The age of the tire needs to be taken into consideration, the rule of thumb is to replace your tires when they are six years old, even if they have lots of tread left. I replace mine at five years.

Bruh...

80% of wagons tested failed. I’m beginning to question the actual automotive acumen of your average Jalop.

I wasn’t familiar with the untimely demise of Rudolf Diesel, but while reading his Wikipedia entry I realized how lucky we were. Given how insanely complex German names can be, what are the odds we’d end up with “diesel” engines instead of Fashingbauer or Königsmann or something else unhelpful.

I see “a version of” and I want it with a Honda motorcycle engine.

Clean, not oversculpted, it should fly off lots if priced right. I worry about “a version of..” phrasing being used, however. lol