Canyons, autocross, RAIN. I love my S2000 (AP1 -> AP2)

No contest. This car, a pair of sunglasses, and the summer backroads of the American south are all you need in life. That and “Walk of life” playing on the radio and I fucking defy you to ever remember a time when life wasn’t perfect.

There’s a paper mache piñata constructors competition in Maranello and Vettel is in the lead. At the end of the season they invite Maldonado, Grosjean, Verstappen and Kvyat to a party where they can hit the piñatas.

Drives slower

Literally every car in the left lane, directly in front of me.

Jeep. Wrangler.

Boooo! Death to the traitor!

Wow, a question article aimed directly at me! Where to start?

For what it’s worth, I don’t hate the Prius. Prius drivers, on the other hand...

How dare you!

Nissan Rogue. My god, I don’t see the appeal. Underpowered, outdated interior, and the epitome of America’s decline into the normalization of crossovers.

Unlike those strong players in the NBA who never flop or fall down or fake injuries.... At least these guys play a sport that requires extended periods of running and jumping with limited to no stopages.

If you’re curious as to why a good majority of Americans don’t care about soccer, look at the reaction of the guy in blue on the ground as if he has been shot both before and after he weakly falls.

I guess we should stop being so hard on the BMW drivers who don’t opt for the optional turn signal package. They’re just trying to save the world by reducing their gas use. Good for them.

Because if you can spend that much, you probably already own most of those.

My brother bought a 2017 Corolla SE (his previous car having been totaled) a few weeks ago. He put pictures up, and I noticed the front end looked like this:

Absolutely! The driver of the AZ-1 is so hung that he has to pull a garden hose reel behind him when he walks. He thinks a smaller vehicle will make people think he doesn’t have a huge ego.