Can you please make it look more GTI and less “Mountain Dew and Glow-Sticks?”

Plot twist - he has a sable wagon and is trying to get rid of it thus, he is trying to inflate the price by making it seem cooler/better than it is.

I enjoyed this article. It was informative without being pedantic, and short enough to read on the can and not have the wife shout down “are you playing with yourself in there or what?!”

You’re pretty serious about GM products.

See, your problem is YOU are the one with all the subscriptions. I use my roommates parents HBO Go, her Netflix and Amazon Prime, and my boyfriends Hulu. Get some different friends and start slashing those accounts!

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

At first I thought it was a scar from the last Cars & Coffee Mustang mishap.

Of course he wouldn’t have noticed if THE TURN SIGNALS BLEW OFF!

Don’t you mean tell Ford where they can ram it?

I get it. I do. A (basic) Pre-runner truck from the factory? Sign me up. But as an enthusiast it genuinely hurts my heart to see maybe 5% of them actually get use beyond the pavement. And why do people do this? But Wranglers and raptors when they don’t use them? I asked a guy last month if he ever takes his wrangler…

To answer some questions to the best of my Audi-forced fanyboyism knowledge:

Audi has already done it for you. They just need to make it.

I never understood why Americans hate hatchbacks so much. You get all of the room of a sedan with a large added cargo area in the back.

“Nice Spider...”

Wait... you like that its unassuming but you want it in orange?

Anytime you’re copying Subaru’s styling, it’s going to be ugly. This looks like some designer traced all of the WRX’s styling elements to the new Civic, then spent the rest of the day watching porn on his phone in the bathroom.

I hope I’m not in the minority when I say this:

I did 145 in my Saab 9-5 once and didn’t get caught because I did it in a rural area with no other cars in sight. Does that make it okay? Not really, but most men attempt something like this at least once in their life.

What, no helipad? P’shaw

Can I be friends with your friends?