Yeah, they absolutely missed the message.

Paris Hilton was an omen none of us heeded. 

Can you help explain "wasn't not sober"? The wording is really throwing me off. She was more affectionate while sober or while drunk?

Let me know when Michelle sells her Pink Ladies jacket.

My first thought was that the airlines don’t want to pay licensing fees anymore.

How do you know that was advice to you and not to herself? Maybe she had to remind herself that you were all young and dumb and she shouldn’t murder you. 

Yeah. Be careful with that. We’re supposed to, I think, maybe, hate Taylor Swift for not doing enough much sooner. I frankly don’t remember who we’re supposed to hate, but it’s someone. Of that I’m sure.

I think he’s Magical Mr. Mistopheles and it’s after he brings Old Deuteronomy back. DEAR GOD! I remember this show.