@AmberNicole: I swear the LA guys show off more cleavage than the gals. The feel of the clothes is definitely looser than East Coast Hipster. I personally can't stand LA style.

@AmberNicole: You're not from LA, huh?

@cristeanna: Use baby wipes instead. Same benefits without fear of acne.

@looneytunes: They also take out make up stains. I'm the clutz who gets mascara on her shirt. Wipes cleans it up like magic.

I remove my make-up with baby wipes. They don't irritate skin and they're super convenient. I keep some next to my bed, no matter how tired I am it's no hassle to reach over and wipe my face clean. Oh and don't forget, super cheap! I buy in bulk at Target.

@orphic1: We borked jez. Gif won't upload.

@maharani:

@dambo29: Happy Birthday!

@Queenjulie: I second Nell, monthly. I blame grad school.

@OllieOllie:14K: You, my dear, are a genius.

@Queenjulie: I've never figured out what to do with the shower. I want to get clean after cleaning, but I don't want to dirty the shower. Cleaning the shower while showering defeats the purpose of both activities.

Coco is ten steps ahead of me. I clean in the nude.

@Piegasm: I wrap my rubber bands around my cell phone. She is awesome.

Only Betsey Johnson can make rocking two purses look good.

@dambo29: A man and his wife go to the hospital to have a baby. When they arrive the doctor tells them he has invented a new machine and would like them tor try it. He explains the machine will reduce the pain of childbirth for the mother and transfer the pain to the father. The doctor asks if they would like to try…

@Marvin Barnes' Time Machine: Oh trust me, I'm beyond careful. There's nothing to link this to my real life. On FB, everything is locked, I'm unsearchable, and I don't use my actual last name.

@Marvin Barnes' Time Machine: I should apologize, I'm a law student. I get really excited about the law.

@Marvin Barnes' Time Machine: An exception does make something invalid? That's how the law works. Plus, you can take away. Law's against giving not taking. Liquor might fit under the food exception....

@Marvin Barnes' Time Machine: Federal Codes - 18 USC 201. USPS employees are considered a public official. There are three major exceptions, including the $25/75 rule. But yes, in fact it is illegal to give gifts to government employees.

@Dilpickle v1.3.1: Who wouldn't accept a present? It's not illegal to take it, just illegal to give it. The rationale is that it's akin to a bribe. You can't give a gift to any government employee (except politicians through loop holes). In all honesty though, who's going to prosecute that crime?