@Jellybish: Vodka and OPB juice. Can't go wrong. For something fun, make ice-cubes out of the blueberry juice. Vodka on blue rocks would be awesome.

@BadSprayTan: Umm. If all of you are sophomores in college that makes you what? 20? Swooning over a 16 y/o is kind of skeevy. Good for you for not drooling.

I live in an apartment complex in which everyone throws out their stuff rather than donating it. For example, an awesome stone owl sculpture or giant silver bowl perfect for mixing huge batches of cookies.

@andromache fugit tempore: Oh to lay my head upon her dirty pillows and to suckle her peach.

@nellienellie: The women in my family are all afflicted with the bat wing upper arm. 4 y/o niece learned it from her older sister. Their mother, my sister said it just once. We were all sitting around the table and my mother said she wanted surgery to cut off her wings. My sister made the joke to older niece…

@andromache fugit tempore: I know nothing about this other than a personal anecdote. My mother bled like a monsoon for 4 weeks. It wasn't cancer, but it did necessitate a hysterectomy. I don't want to make you nervous. Bleeding for 3 weeks isn't normal. I would get to an ob/gyn stat.

@LilyBonesBurana: My 4 year old niece shakes her upper arm me and goes "This is your fuuuuuuturrrre." I'm 24.

@thisisthepanopticon: Last.fm. Interesting. I'll have to check it out.

@thisisthepanopticon: I love Dirty Projectors! Where do you find out about new music? I feel like I've been out of touch for the past year.

@rd2uk: Listening now. I like the harder edge. Thanks.

@StaunchCharacter: I dig it. Thanks.

I love music like this. Any recommendations as to similar artists?

@infi: I do the group tabbing by opening new browser windows. In addition, I use Spaces to group by topic, research for school, work, papers in various states of completion, and so on. A program like this might be useful if it would take up less working memory. It would also conserve space on my task bar. If this…

Underball and I met at our law school's Barristers' Ball (think law school prom). Fresh out of a two year relationship, I was feeling particularly friendly. I went up and introduced myself to Underball, which is something I never do. He responded that we'd said hello before. I looked at him quite confused as I was…

@legally_bored: Ugh! I'm still in law school. I'm petrified what's going to happen when I enter the workforce with 3 cocktail dresses, a couple of blazers, and two pairs of nice pants. Someone needs to buy a suit...

@lil gaywad: I guess what kills me is that he gets upset that girls are turned off by him and don't want to date him because he's not fully male quite yet (he's changed his name and gender on all official documents, has had the mastectomy, hysterectomy, and has been on hormones for years - he just hasn't had genital…

@LAmonkeygirl:

@HackBerry: It's not looking at the difference in revenue of 3d movies or contrasting the type of movie. It's comparing the revenue of the 3d movies to their 2d counterparts. Avatar 3d brought in 71% sales when 3d and 2d sales are combined. Despicable Me's 3d version brought in less than half of it's total revenue,…

Want to hear something sad? I have a F2M friend, who body snarks women all the time. He only deems women worthy if he finds them attractive, just like this ex-boyfriend. By this woman calling herself a "top-shelf" transexual, she's doing the same thing my friend does. They're putting down the people who struggle…

Christina Hendricks looks like a Bratz doll.