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@AngriestGeek: Wait. She was with Lenny? I need to do some pop culture research.

Hmm lack of empathy correlated to conduct disorder, a precursor to antipersonality disorder? Shocking!

@laureltreedaphne: Popular was the best one season show, beat out only by Freaks & Geeks and My So Called Life.

@AngriestGeek: Didn't she marry and have a kid with a musician her own age

@AmosTrue: But that one's true. It's leggings, harem pants, or death.

@youthinkyouknow: 1. That totally does work. 2. It's to "Oh Yoko," the song he posted above. 3. I'm new to the tune thing, need to work on my timing obviously. 4. Funny you should say Mandy, in a different life my name on here was MandiAndi.

Oh AaaaaaJaaaaay

@Penny: Love me some Peaches. Thank you for this. Perfect song for today.

@rd2uk: Because you know deep down inside I'm a law student who will one day inherit the earth and make you all my minyan (intentional spelling) while I dance with Barbara Streisand on the graves of those who thought they were strong enough to be divas - I'm looking at you Britney and the artist formerly known as

@rd2uk: All woman, baby. Step on up. This kissing booth is giving out some freebies today.

@mordicai: As a Jezebel reader, I'm trying to get 1 out every 2 posts to be Sports Related. I might be failing; I made a Miracle on Ice reference to the Russian Spy Mile High Club post.

@RandomFrequentFlierDent: Ah, there's my mistake. Does that mean they're only first seeing Miracle on Ice? I'd hate for them to find out this way.

@RudyWaltz: Kids are so cruel...in the best way possible when it comes to cheezy '90s movies. Plus, it has Joshua Jackson. The man can do no wrong.

Are we in 1997? Denim dress?

@the glamwich: Just be careful with how much petty cash you take. The boy you're jonesing may have a bitter evil older sister, who will try to take you down in her reign of fire.

@the glamwich: Everyone wants to ref in hot pink and black and then go to work in a green chef's hat overlaid with black diamonds.