@rubesmanubes: There's air bubbles in beer; thus combating the need to breathe whilst drinking.

@rubesmanubes: COTD!

@CurtCole: Uhm, can I get a dowry of ale when I marry my man? It's the least his family could do.

Just like a man to do woman's work. Next thing you know they'll be Team Blue and we'll be stuck with Pink for the next bajillion years.

Team Lilliputians!

@Kivrin: Psych nerds unite! Superpower assessment! ::Throws fist into middle of circle a la Captain Planet::

@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Wait. Mrs. Butterworth isn't black? What is she?

@Kivrin: Thank you.

@PandaGrrl: Thank you. I'm actually considering work in the mental evaluation of children/adolescents/teens in the criminal justice system. I currently earning a dual degree - phd in clinical psychology and my jd.

Ms. Love I believe you have it backwards. He's the catch and you're the bad girl with a lack of manners and no touch of class. Lucidity check, please.

If it's child porn when an underage teen sends nude photos of him/herself to another underage teen, then by the same logic it's child abuse (physical, maybe emotional depending on the jurisdiction) when one teen bullies and harasses another teen. In this way, the school officials could be fined for a failure to…

@Ms.Frost: Not only am I ugly, but I weigh 500 pounds, am a butch dyke, a man-hater, and own 30 cats.

@Imogen Quest: Josie grossie.

I need gold stir-up leggings NOW!

I don't understand what Joan Rivers is trying to say. Is it a rape joke? Seriously, I'm going to hunt down the next person who makes light of rape.

The dress looks like an exploding vagina. No, seriously. Give it another look.

I still debate whether donating eggs would be worth it to pay off some grad school debt or rather prevent some from accruing. There's just something about donating that I feel awful about. I know it's just an egg, but it's also my "child" coming to life and I'm not a part of that. I doubt sperm donors ever feel…

@the glamwich: Lots of golden rainbows and a new follower for you!

@the glamwich: You are on the ball today! Hearts stars and horseshoes I love you!

That's a character straight out of the new Tim Burton/George Lucas sci-fi fantasy horror flick: Attack of the Scones.