Cracker Barrel is what Southern food would be like if black people didn’t exist.

Obsidian’s reputation for gameplay stability and optimization invite skepticism for a reason. That being said, in general if a game had issues on Xbox One and Playstation 4—like TOW did, I only played it on an XB1X and could see the rough edges pretty easily, and it was only worse on PSFro as I’m told—you can bet…

Yeah I was gonna say this. It didn’t look that good on the systems it was made for and ran like it was optimized for about 10 minutes before someone said “that’ll do, ship it!” (as much better looking games run much better on my Xbox than outer worlds did).

The whole season has felt like an awkward, haphazard attempt to get back to the status quo of season one. It’s like the writers decided they didn’t want to follow up on any of the themes and storylines set up in season 3 (which was phenomenal) and are dancing around it.

“The result is a marketplace where you can no longer buy a Switch or a Switch Lite at their normal price points.”

Sounds like you did mean the Lite. 

Also great is Ben Schwartz as Roald Dahl, when Ben finds out for the first time that Dahl was an anti-Semite.

Farts and Procreation #1 brings me so much joy. Also the Mel Brooks/Carl Reiner episodes of WTF come to mind.

I know dude-bro isn’t an original idea, but still Zeus gave me some real PFT as Santa vibes.

Nick Kroll using the damn ZUNE killed me.

Of course Colin is a shitposter, much like him being into dolls this makes perfect sense. Also I was expecting the counter troll to be another energy vampire but it being an actual Troll makes sense.

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism. That doesn't mean I can't have some priorities as to where my money isn't going to go

You literally have no leg to stand on complaining about Tencent’s business practices if... you’re a gaming consumer? These kinds of nonsensical arguments don’t make you some kind of voice of reason, here. Making the fallacious insinuation that you must care about all similar issues to truly care about any one individua…

I ate there last time I was in Austin. It was soooo good!

Farmers market? Pizza? Craft spirits? Frivolity? This all sounds heavenly.

I came to the conclusion last week that there’s only one good restaurant in town so I don’t have much of a list. Last year my friend and I went almost every Friday for a spin around the farmer’s market and then to the distillery for pizza and drinks, I would very much like that again. It’s kinda warm enough to be…

It almost doesn’t matter as long as someone who isn’t related to me cooks it, brings it to me and does the dishes.

feels like this is the actual darkest season we were promised S3 would be

Every time I hear The High & Mighty, my mind wanders to The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, then my mind wanders to the imaginary supergroup The High & Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

Because it’s a custom created vertical slice tailored for only one console, like all these demos that appear every gen and then no games look like.