Can’t resist. Dogs and Jeeps, a perfect match.

Mrs. Assassin, my wife, multiracial, all the way from the small island of Malamawi. Lots of Filipino blood. I love it.

Ralph, I don’t speak for all of his friends and family, but thank you for posting this. We’re hoping for the best. There will also be a gathering of friends and family at his shop, Highway Auto, tonight at 7pm PST. Some will be there to pray while others will be there to express love and support for Ernie and his…

Nii-ugh. Hold on, Niiiiiaaaah. Nnnnnniiiiiiahhhh.

No doyyyyyeeeee

No, but continued infighting and fracturing along hair-splitting lines certainly will.

Either this means he’s not a sociopath and REALLY feels his actions were cringe worthy. Or, he is a sociopath and is really bad at miming feeling shame and discomfort.

Guy: “I don’t know... that’s a long time to be paying off a truck - let me sleep on it...”

He’s probably only got another 82 payments on that truck. No big deal.

I have fighted you. You lose. Slot mags are good.

Popeyes > KFC

The plotting itself in Act 2 was pointless. What Rian Johnson was trying to do (I’m not sure I totally agree with his decisions) was take the usual harebrained Star Wars convoluted Hail Mary hero plan and make it fail. And fail spectacularly.

No, that’s not my point.

Nope, just a pragmatist and a realist. You’re the one who saw a post about “MUH PURITY!” and believed it was referencing you somehow.

Me after watching this response in all its glorious corporate / codeswitch glory:

I’m super proud of them for it.

Wow, never thought I’d hear that term outside of my boyfriend’s family. I’d never heard of it before we started dating. I know five days after Thanksgiving his parents will be eating SOS for the next few days.

Right? It’s like someone thought they could make SOS healthier by switching to turkey.

I have tried to recreate them, but I can never get mine chewy enough.