OH MAN THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME IN COLLEGE WHERE WE WERE DOING FIREBALL SHOTS OUT OF PEOPLE’S POO-HOLES (ANUSES) AND SOME WISECRACK THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE EVERYONE LMAO TO SET ONE ON FIRE. WHEN I SAW THAT GAPING MAW OF FIRE, TEQUILA, AND A SMALL DINGLEBERRY I THOUGHT “NO WAY BUT THIS IS COLLEGE AND THERE IS NO…

Vlade Divac spits out coffee, hastily reaches for phone

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

Lifestyles ranked:

RE: the vest. Jared took it...

Iverson said that, despite the awkwardness, he looks forward to doing more with the Make a Wish Foundation.

I don’t know if that was Iverson’s first time hearing that song. I do know that it was the first and last time I listen to that song.

Plot twist - this is him after his shift:

Your definition is absurd.

It seems like you came up with your strange definition of sports for the sole purpose of excluding golf as a sport. No one else thinks that impeding your opponent should be part of the definition, and everyone thinks golf is a sport. Two golfers competing against each other on the same course in the same group do…

Nope. There, settled.

Not only would I vote for this man for President, at this point, I can’t think of *anyone* I’d prefer more than him.

BULLSHIT. now go look at the rest of the columbia fireflies stats and try again. only a few other players with comparable games/ABs have higher averages than he does. the rest of the team are at abysmal, sub .200 averages. yeah. some younger guy who can hit .176 with the rest of them will really help the organization…

As you age, tastes change. I for one have found I no longer like Honey Nut Cheerios either.

This is shocking to me: Don Jr. and Eric remind me of the preppy hockey defendants they have once per season on SVU

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

This guy has yet to make it through 12 steps, let alone an entire staircase. 

You can take your glasses back off. You’re typing in a serif font, the “C” has a serif at the top, not at the bottom. Therefore, it is, in fact, not symmetrical.

Knocked out that rumor before it elevated to the next level.

You are literally the worst person who ever lived.