Well they tried to hide in the suburbs but you won’t leave them alone.

I think he means “wonkiness”? 

I don’t know why so much virtual ink has been spilled on this topic. The answer is simple, it’s the one group that you can show being slaughtered indiscriminately with any objections.   And movie makers love showing slaughter.  

Imagine how he treats Kusner and his Jewish grandkids when no one is looking!

Wow, he’s really worse than Omar and Talib, isn’t he!? Maybe he’s just jealous of them be he has to hide it most of the time and they can fly their flag freely?

“that you’re only a good Jew if you pledge unswerving fealty to Israel and Benjamin Netanyahu”.

Why didn’t she retire when Obama was prez and dems controlled the senate?  

Somewhere near Pensacola I assume.

What, nothing about his proposal to take surplus runs from the good teams and spread the wealth to the lesser teams?  

“Cross shields”?  That’s a new one...isn’t the metaphor “cross swords”? 

The Editor in Chief needs a chief editor.  This article was very hard to read.  

What a terrible world you live in. 

So, you daughters liked penis jokes and everything was a gun?  Do tell!

Semi-auto rifle, hi-cap mag. 

I don’t get to make political statements to my company’s customer base while on the job.  If I did, I’d be fired and so would everyone reading this column. 

People look to sports as a distraction from the shitty world - we should keep politics out of sports - otherwise, people will just get pissed off. 

Hot take - his shoulder is trash and he can’t really play. 

Brilliant satire.  Star for you. 

“Golden Warriors”?  I’ve lived in Nor Cal all my life and I never noticed the name change!

So when my kid asks “why is it so hot out” my standard response of “high pressure over the Rockies” is not what he is looking for? Same for the winter when he asks “why is it raining/so cold” - “low pressure from the gulf of Alaska”?