The Editor in Chief needs a chief editor.  This article was very hard to read.  

What a terrible world you live in. 

So, you daughters liked penis jokes and everything was a gun?  Do tell!

Semi-auto rifle, hi-cap mag. 

I don’t get to make political statements to my company’s customer base while on the job.  If I did, I’d be fired and so would everyone reading this column. 

People look to sports as a distraction from the shitty world - we should keep politics out of sports - otherwise, people will just get pissed off. 

“...and your cellphone stays charged for weeks”. How long have we fallen for the fallacy? No, phones won’t stay charged for weeks. With all the new power capacity, they’ll up the features and it will be charged for a day which is what people will continue to tolerate.

Does the Battlestar Gallactica “Pegasus” episode count?   

Hot take - his shoulder is trash and he can’t really play. 

What a profoundly dishonest article.  By spreading the lie that getting killed by a cop is a “leading” cause of death, you are encouraging young black men to be more afraid of the police and more likely to resist and more likely to die.  Good job internet!

We’re gonna need a lot of guns...

Is she just ethnically Jewish or a practicing member of the faith?  

It’s been rather mild here in Sacramento as well.  Only a handful of 100+ days and none in the 2 week forecast.   Normally we’d see over a dozen.  

But will it be too late in 12 years? 

Brilliant satire.  Star for you. 

Flesh+Blood > Ladyhawke

“Golden Warriors”?  I’ve lived in Nor Cal all my life and I never noticed the name change!

“Mediocracy is Strength” Orwell would be proud.

If the handles are 3D printed, that makes it a replica, not a reproduction?  

Who owns the land?