Have you ever sprinted on a track before? I’m guessing no.

Pretty sure its the chromosomes. It's science.

Isn't this a violation of consumer privacy laws?

Last month was quite lovely in the Sacramento Valley where I live.

The rig was empty? How full does it normally get?

Spelled the same backwards and forwards.

But just the other day Gawker said “all our island will disappear". So confused.

You do know that "impossibly hot" is literally impossible?

+1 for the Larry O quote!

Some of these are fantastic and some are gawd awful. WHY DOESN'T SPOCK HAVE EYES!?!?!?!

Easy! You just don't lead them as much!

If they run, they are Imperial. If the don’t, they are a well a disciplined Imperial.

If they run, they are Imperial. If the don't, they are a well disciplined Imperial.

Just Google "Parkfield California" This is not unique for this area of the state.

Shh, you are not advancing the narrative.

Sacramento will be well below our normal triple digits this week.

It's going to be unusually cool this week in Sacramento. Upper 80s and low 90's vs the triple digits we usually expect. But that doesn't make headlines.

There's a "damage control" article if I ever saw one.

Seems to me, at this point, it would be just plain stupid to use the auto-pilot on a road with the possibility of cross traffic. The interstate is where this would make the most sense.

Well, I guess that's it. Guess we can enjoy our carbon after all.