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Yup, first gen vipers can be had in the 30-40k range, and sometimes cheaper, which is fucking amazing, and if it’s still like that when I one ddayhave a place with a garage I will get one. This thing is crack pipe through the roof.

Congratulations, Mr. MonkeyPuzzle@gundara, on your most excellent COTD today! I would like to gift you with a Lamborghini which this lovely lady will deliver whenever.

Don’t be a dumbass.

You couldn’t be more wrong.

Apparently neither Paul nor Doug have had the rubber part of a wiper blade torn off due to being frozen to the windshield.

Is this where the expression “Riding Bitch” comes from?

It’s hard to tell where exactly this was shot, but I suspect it may be in Russia.

Coca and opium poppy.

With the right crops you can afford a F40. Think erythroxylaceae and papaver somniferum.

Now, maybe if you worked for Kelloggs...

Noted. Don’t click on political articles in the future. Everybody wins.

I like to be on Jalopnik for cars, not politics.

Well would you look at that.

Maybe they don’t want Koenigsegg to know they’re about to slam it on 28s.

All those tags and they didn’t hashtag Koenigsegg?

It’s faster and uses more gas.

No one said anything about necrophilia. That's all from you, buddy. I'd say you may want to take some time to think things through.