It’ll be released just in time to compete with the new Mazda Rx-9.. *cough*

Wow. I remember when I used to go to Jalopnik to escape FB politics and just read about cars...

Since Muslims are banned, what would happen if a Muslim from, say, Turkey wanted to come to this country?

So why the fuck don’t more people join unions? 

It’s true what Lao Tzu said - the dumpster fire that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

Hmmm. And you don’t think any of the things you mentioned would occur with Clinton as president.

I watched it twice for a crotch to pole schadenfreude moment...I feel like I’ve been trolled.

You’d think that by this point in the NHL season, “Jersey Lost” wouldn’t be a noteworthy story anymore.

Get over yourself. Just watch the damn show and stop thinking so much about all of it. It’s 3 old guys doing random car shit, not Citizen Kane

Just ask Chris Chelios:

Ron Hextall would have NONE OF THAT

This is pretty sweet... ‘buck-seventy is all I could muster on an empty oval...

Why would you ever call any other taxi driver?

Maybe it was a good thing you were drunk.

Shaw tried to smash his twig against the glass, and finished the job by snapping it over his knee.

I’d say the reaction to a joke that was kinda clever, kinda meh, very harmless is perhaps a reason why Democrats lost the election.

He’s tried:

Can we get a female perspective on this? Is it worse to beat women or grope women?

Drake. He was healed of being a cripple on degrasi to being a rap super star.