It’s Log, It’s Log it’s big it’s heavy it’s wood! It’s Log, it’s better than bad it’s good!

And I was going to post “como se gato?” Shoulda trusted my gut.

What’s the German word for Schadenfreude?

mfw my entire economy was destroyed by a mid-pack Big 12 university

But seriously fuck coal rollers, preferably with a rail spike covered in pissed off fire ants.

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

We’re in year 11 now, and we’re still here...

Easy problem. Just buy 3 more C63s.

From 30HP

Arsene Wenger just offered an 8 million transfer fee for Arsenal to acquire Gust of Wind in the January window.

I’m partial to Heavyweights.

Insert joke about how low a bar that is to clear.

Found on ebay:

2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
One of a kind
Babied...never tracked or raced...never wintered.
New wings and recently replaced OEM flight crew buckets.
$50 million OBO.
No tire kickers, no mavericks.

Hopefully we hear nothing about his sore bae.

Just wait until mom tells him about the time she ate cock on van.

Boy meets Ramekin.

Thankfully the French are a little preoccupied, so they won’t be mad at Gronk for this egregious error.

Just saw this on my Facebook newsfeed.