Dear black people.

“We can all agree that you are fundamentally a ideology-free narcissist piece of shit.”

And you all say Trump is the problem.

That scary dip in the bottom two data sets seems to have occurred under Obama’s watch. Curious.

Is that a picture from UC Berkeley?

Would you classify this as responsible journalism?

“ban” and “Muslim ban” are two completely different terms.

Roughly 87% of the world’s Muslim population is unaffected by the “Muslim ban.” You may want to choose a different term, because it is making you look stupid. Unless your intentions are to pander to a certain group of people. If that is the case, proceed using the misleading term.

It would appear that the description “Muslim ban,” is a bit of a misnomer.

Does being such a huge clown make it difficult to post these hot takes? I mean the giant red nose alone must limit your view of the keyboard.

#NotSports

You’re a clown.

“We want to hear from you... If your story furthers our agenda.”

Oh how I miss the crazy ass hole that was Patrick Roy.

I have a reoccurring dream where I log into one of those family tree websites and I discover that I am Jordan and Ricky’s long lost brother and I get to travel the world with them racing and getting mixed up in crazy adventures.

Still the best.

True story: My friends and I would regularly call a taxi driver in SoCal that would play/jam on a trumpet to Michael Jackson music while driving our drunk asses to the bars.   

How so?

The brighter colors and overall look you describe is from Amazon’s insistence that it be filmed in 4K with a higher frame rate.