Sorry, but even with the inclusion of Kate Winslet's 3D boobs, this would not make a compelling story.

I'm with you.

The picture of the blue boots is sad and horrifying at the same time. io9, you should use that as a Concept Writing Prompt.

I seem to recall his saying that he would retire after he finished the story. Maybe this is his argument for why he hasn't laid his pen down for keeps. He's still telling the story...

Although, shouldn't it be "'Good English' is whatever educated people speak" rather than "talk"?

In this neighborhood, better than even. (Also that everyone else here knows exactly what he's talking about.) :)

+1...

"It looks pretty fun. More to the point, it looks like Willow meets Dark Crystal!"

I don't know about a Chilean poet; but I see Darth Vader on the right.

I too have the DVDs of this, and I too love how menacing Grievous (who was introduced here) is. My best friend and I thought that Tartakovsky should have been brought in to direct the battle scenes in Episode III. How much better the film would have been...

"This should adequately cover the addition I was going to make to the house that 'Jaws 3' built."

Woah...is that the old Classics Illustrated version? My dad has several dozen of those. Can't remember if he has this one still.

"Rouge" agents, Mr R? They're in the cosmetics industry?

Even without knowing his secret identity, people would have to look at him and deduce, based on the car (not to mention all his other wonderful toys) that he's probably loaded. Just makes sense, right? Batarangs ain't free.

Brooke Hogan as a scientist (Sand Shark)?

The Brave & The Bold #33 by JM Straczynski with art by Cliff Ciang could go on this list. Wonder Woman, Zatanna, and Batgirl went out for a night of dancing in their civilian identities. I won't spoil the reason why, but trust me when I say it'll make your cold heart melt a li'l.

"Please do not actually try to use any of these...Again, in case you didn't get it the first time: The science here is real, but the suggestions that you would actually turn into an evil mastermind and use any of these fear-inducers is a joke...So just cut it out."

Shouldn't that be Zombie Ted Bundy in Washington?

"...giving the monster a backstory and a coherent motive, as well as some claim to victimhood of its own, makes the story more engrossing in its own right."

Zegota is correct; I had tongue more or less firmly planted in cheek when I typed that.