On the other hand, maybe there's something hidden in Shakespeare's crypt.

I think you're thinking of The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.

I thought it was The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.

Huh. Thanks. It also happens to be my initials, so now I can understand what poor Peter Craig Parker or Leonardo Steven DiCaprio have had to put up with all their lives.

What the hell is DMT?

Disney already beat Rodriguez to the punch with "smell-o-vision" or whatever. The Muppets show in Hollywood Studios includes smell. For that matter, so do the Bugs Life and Monsters Inc shows.

There ya go.

+1 to John Pedigo for the LOTR poster in Walter's cubicle.

Actually most of the ones on this list seem extremely probable to me. Except maybe the advertising one. Hell, the video phone porn and day's wages for parking ones are practically the now! The voter turnout one is pretty nigh too, I think.

Dear sir,

Charlie, I'm right there with you. I was excited-ish about this movie, but after that trailer I'm officially really excited.

Another great story! Thanks, Annalee!

Doesn't seem like the ant is "recruiting" help so much as pressganging it. Maybe it's semantics, but "recruit" seems to imply strongly encouraging, not forcibly dragging away in one's jaws. Why do they do it that way? I would've thought that they could signal the other ants that help is needed?

I'd rather have heat vision. Eye lasers!

If she played a kind of self-referential, self-deprecating cameo it'd be perfect. Like Spielberg's voice cameo in Paul.

Dear Simon Pegg,

If a tree steals a wallet in a forest and nobody hears you judging it, will you make a disapproving sound?

Maybe she's just very manly.

When I was a kid one of my favorite movies was The Twelve Tasks of Asterix. Of course I didn't know any better, didn't know about the comics or anything. Just thought it was hysterical. Still makes me smile to think of it.

Lex Luthor is mine.