Phuck you.

Ah, knew him personally, then? And good to see you take disagreement about as well as you ever have.

You won’t hear a Peep outta me!

Pepperidge farm rem.....

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

I love the idea I get from the title that it’s a bro whale who’s like “Oh, you fishin’? I got you, bro. Hold my beer and watch THHHHIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS!!!!”

Yo Tim, you’ve got video from two different crashes up there. Not two views of the same one.

One man was charged with the real-sounding crime of “unlawful use of a two way communication device.”

You should see the chick from Cherry Hill who got salty with her though.

Misspelled Strom Thurmond (including spelling Thurmond two different ways in the post), lots of grammar and spelling mistakes, and mentioned the Army even though Charlie Murphy was in the Navy (clearly stated in the article). Nicely done.

Does Anker make flashlights now? Are they on sale today?

Gamer 1: “So yeah, put like... half a teaspoon of caffeine in.” Gamer 2: “Isn’t that like...too much?” “Yeaahh...put umm like 10 drops of NyQuil in, to fight that caffeine.”

It’s like Limitless but without the Russian crime lord.

“Designed for gamers by gamers.”

3/7/2017, 5am’ish.

The man hates shirts. Cut him some slacks

You’d probably end up fighting people for money.

Maybe quit kicking your nephew in the stomach, dick.

+$80,000 in student loans and +1 worthless degree

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?