Well Star Wars can just use the illumination of light sabers. Which reminds me of a terrible movie starring John Ritter in which there are condom sabers.

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The lack of tree to four episode arcs like in TCW really hurts the show making it feel so much more like a kids show. I think they are de-emphasizing Ahsoka to make the new characters much more important. I think we all know it's coming but I hope she doesn't die at the end of the season.

Rey will be the new Christ figure in the franchise.

When they said, "Wren" I had to look it up to see if we were see something about the Knights of Ren, but then it was Wren with a W.

I can't believe the post-mortem love for Bowie. I thought he was too weird for the general populace. The love made me feel good about humanity again.

So which version is better?

Oh, it's already BROUGHTEN????? Wasn't that in a Kirsten Dunce cheerleading movie?

No. You do not want to know. I think there is also a subplot about Johnny Fontane masturbating before a date so he won't cum as fast if he gets laid. Weird book.

Could be worse. He could have cut his face off with a spoon. It hurts more!

The deformed blob children were dumb. They looked terrible and implausible. They looked like Garbage Pail Kids.

I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day… now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky.

Sofia coppola, "Dad? Dad?"

I forgot about that strange vagina subplot. WTF?

I read that they tried to get him to cameo in Gotg 1 and that he wanted to do it for the sequel.

It's better than the smoker voice of current age Carrie Fischer.

So the semi-jedi Ezra, Kanaan and Ahsoka can never really show their Force sensitivity in front of Leia or rebels outside of their little team right?

Critters is high art compared to Killer Klowns

Umm, I like it up close.

Have you seen his numbers from last week? New album debuts at #1.