Even Darth Vader Dick Cheney had to put his Halliburton options in a trust. Now all these Trump fucks are running businesses out of the West Wing. Cheney must be furious thinking of all the money he could have made had he known the rules were so flexible.

Racist idiots are gonna be racist idiots. What ya gonna do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…

No, I’m actually not implying anything. What I’m clearly stating is that someone who continues on with a relationship knowing that they have irreconcilable differences with the other person which makes them an incompatible couple is a garbage person.

I saw this earlier today.

On the other end of the sorority spectrum:

Waaaaaay over on the other side of the bell curve

Spelling is a bourgeois construct

I have been watching my boyfriend play it since it came out. It is by far the least boring/annoying game for him to play while I read on the couch. That’s high praise on my girlfriend of a gamer video game review scale.

I can totally understand. It must be scary to have mom turn to you an be all “It’s Britney, bitch”

Ahhh, ok.