Can’t come up with 6 figures?

It was in the year 2000, on November 2, that a man calling himself John Titor logged onto an obscure internet discussion board and posted this message:

At this point, wouldn’t it be cheaper to raise money and pay all the residents to abandon the city and leave? 

It is great that the Smith family is helping the people of Flint, but man I am so tired of seeing celebrities and billionaires having to step up and do the government’s job. 

I think that may be the wrong question to ask, I think the better question to ask is whether the premium price at CarMax is worth the relatively low hassle experience versus another used car dealer. 

Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

And the first photo on Jetaway’s homepage?

The antique plane is owned by a private jet charter service:

I’ve said it before: Trump sadly, but accurately represents modern American society. A dumbass grifter who failed up all his life and thinks everyone else who didn’t is a loser.

Gotta wonder if there will be more than just a Korean translator in the room this week.  We know lil’ Kim knows English much better than Trump knows his own language. 

Why not be cordial? His ignorance and the inability of either his staff or Congressional GOPs to stand up to him have lead to China playing him like a fiddle in these trade talks.

Just a quick primer on the Saturn series, since I’m sure it will come up:

Also like, those apartments look like shit...how you affording an F40 but you living in what looks like, one social step above a crack den?

I’m going to go with real. I don’t think anyone would go through the trouble of registering their Fiero in Montana to avoid taxes:

I bet the pilots were giddily requesting their ground speed readout from ATC, only to be one-upped by some asshole in an SR-71. 

While more than half of the developed world lives paycheck to paycheck, the rich can’t waste their money fast enough.

$60? No
$40? Perhaps
$20? Without Question
$15? [Fry reaction]

Eh we got Samus Returns which was a remake of Metroid II

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