This explains a lot. He has serious Napoleon Syndrome, but even Napoleon was 5' 6"!

Dear “President” Trump,

I’ll eat my hat if he makes it one year without getting impeached.

Might as well say “KEY ME”.

We really need to bring back Tar and Feathering in this country. Why did we ever stop? There are so many people that deserve it!

Well shoot, you are correct, it was the wagon, not the sedan!

Not so fast! In the “E-I-E-I-D’oh” episode, Homer states the car was made in Guatemala!

Ah, but what if you own Boardwalk, Park Place, AND all of the Railroads?

Hard work? Why don’t they just start a YouTube channel so they can buy their Mom a BMW like everybody else?

If I had the means I would buy this beautiful, powerful, and luxurious two-door Maserati Gran Turismo right now.

So did everybody else.

Actually the ZFs were available starting in 2007.

$25-30k will get you a really nice 2007-2008 Quattroporte. Just make sure it has a ZF Automatic Transmission, not the Duo Select. I’ve been looking at these for a while now, will likely purchase one in the spring.

Wanted for questioning:

Must have been one of them Black Friday shoe sales.

Amazon has the Playstation 4 Pro for $339.99! ($60 off regular price)

He’s been a victim since his parents named him Johnthony.

Saw an Infiniti QX80 here in Madison yesterday with the license plate “NBYOND”.