You’ve never talked shit to anyone, have you Patrick?

Oh what mad shit talking! Oh wait... just some emojis... click bait

I can’t imagine how you could be a successful NBA coach without being sensitive of race relations in this country.

And this is why fantasy football is the worst. Just play Madden 17, dude.

I would bet Feinberg has done a little coke in her day. Off a bathroom attendant.

GW Bush did do some commendable things as President, including, for example, pressing to funds to help fight AIDS in Africa. And one of those commendable things he did was to sign legislation instructing the Smithsonian to start planning for this museum, and saying he believed it should be built on the national Mall.

It’s amazing how the media has whipped up a horse race JUST IN TIME for the debates, this has to be perhaps the most coincidental set of circumstances of all time! 

Nate’s whole thing is that emotionally over-invested partisans (non-sociopaths) continually read too much into every little event, aided by narrative-driven media members.

You can’t figure out why the hell a player would make a player slide into third base when he doesn’t need to? There’s a pretty important piece of rubber 90 feet away from third base.

Not surprising. The Nationals are known to get in a brawl every time Harper gets hurt. So far they’ve fought 22 other MLB teams, 4 outfield walls, 3 dugout steps, the team’s shower facilities, and 1 unfortunate yoga instructor.

As well as the sausage to muffin ratio, ugh.

The pee to water ratio in that pool has to be something like 5000 to 1.

You could say the same for delayed offensive penalties.

No.

83 wasn’t set when the ball was snapped (after the 0:00) either. Plus, there should’ve been a runoff on the penalty since it happened on a live ball play.

You really need to stop equating safe and legal.

Les Miles:

Shouldn’t it have been a 10 second runoff on the first illegal shift penalty?

Must be a freshman. Upperclassmen ladies (upperclasswomen?) know how to handle balls when they’re on their knees.

“I’ve paid my dues, I deserve this. No one will notice.” - Chris Hassel dropping acid the morning of his Goal Line debut.