If putting the gym on top of the Starbucks makes people come to the Starbucks, the promo has done its job, even if the people don’t buy the coffee.

I don’t want to impute ill-will to Niantic. I really think the bans for spoofers are coming. I think Niantic caught a tiger by the tail and now they’re just trying to hang on for dear life and keep the servers running.

If you don’t practice 18 hours a day someone else will. Anything that makes an LCS player stop playing 18 hours a day will “ruin” them. Girlfriends, a death in the family, streaming, other games, the fact that many of them don’t get paid enough to play as hard as they have to, or just straight burnout. There’s a…

Ambivalent. And this guy’s dick isn’t cancer.

Suicide is not an undesirable outcome for this individual.

The murder he committed is not irrelevant to anything that happens to this guy for the rest of his life. He is a murderer and there exists no context in which he is not a murderer. It is the thing that defines him.

Don’t give the murderer a $100,000 taxpayer funded elective surgery. If he wants to kill himself, let him kill himself.

I just want a “kill yourself” emote, and I will be happy.

Law enforcement works to the standards required to meet the high burden of proof in a criminal trial. Campus tribunals work within a specialized framework that reflects the political orthodoxies of feminist activists in the department of education, and within the administrative bureaucracy that has been built to…

We’ll get rid of rape culture right after we finish getting rid of the Satan-worshipping daycare operators.

These investigations are slapdash, the procedures are a travesty, and the outcomes are absurd.

If they had a solid reason to do so, the police would have had a solid reason to bring criminal charges after investigating.

One of the players has video of the incident, and the police said the accuser appears to be consenting to the sexual activity. What more proof could the accused provide?

Well, he is boycotting the bowl game in solidarity with his black teammates who were suspended over rape allegations that police didn’t think were supported by probable cause. How is he racist?

I will not try this. There is no way I will ever try this. Jesus.

There are majority black schools in New York where a third of the students are considered “chronically absent,” which means they miss a month or more of school per year.

This could be more stylish. They need to deploy GMs into these people’s games to rob them.

If they want to punish him, maybe fine him out of part of his prize purse or something. Banning a player from a game during worlds for saying “go die” is outlandish.

Terrific. A lot of black people will serve longer prison sentences now, so at least some good has come out of this fiasco.

When you have a persistent world with persistent stuff, there needs to be some kind of continuity. League of Legends and World of Warcraft have been changed top to bottom.