Pitt only had 3 penalties called on them. Refs let the boys play last night.

You can hate the Pats, you can hate Brady and Belichick, you can hate Kraft, but goddammit if Marty B, the Black Unicorn, the Imagination Academy, isn’t one of the most loveable weirdos in the game.

Are you a Ravens fan? You sound like a Ravens fan.

A football field worth of penalties and two fumbles still doesn’t even up the score. That’s math for you.

Counterpoint: If seeing Bennett grabbing some pom=poms and dancing with the cheerleaders didn’t make you smile, you just might be a full-on Walking-Dead zombie.

Succumb to the adorableness of the Black Unicorn

I didn’t know gingers had feelings

Trash talking his brother and dancing with a buncha hot girls. Martellus is really picking up the Gronk slack lately.

If in order to receive the MVP from the Ginger Hammer Brady has to give him a handshake, I hope Tom goes to the bathroom first and doesn’t wash his hands.

I will never take this for granted. It came out nowhere in 2001, and it will go away probably just as fast. I’m happy to have been around to watch it while it lasts.