Yeah? So? Normally I’m not one to defend sportscasters, as they are a blight on those of us who come for the sports and not the commentary, but Deadspin calling someone out for wanting anything both ways is the kettle being called black by a collapsed star. Your own writers are on a crusade to confront the NFL on its…

Joe Biden would throw that shit out with the trash and install a Golden Tee machine with oversized drink holder and ashtray. 

Not sure how you get Westbrook to jack up a contested three on the football field, but I’d love to see it. 

This is brilliant

Brandi Love is also a route-running technician and very comfortable in traffic. Very sure hands.

You left out their most famous alumnus. George “The Animal” Steele did graduate work there.

Counterpoint: Babe Ruth living today, in a country with legal alcohol, internet pornography, and being paid tens of millions of dollars a year, would be dead within 12 months. It’s like when Bender became human in that one Futurama episode.

Watching this live, the thing I found most entertaining was that Moncrief and Wallace continued to fight over the ball for what felt like five minutes, even after the melee broke out. It all felt very surreal, but maybe especially that aspect. 

I am growing exceedingly tired with this line of rhetoric. “They promised x and the game isn’t perfectly coded and every last thing they talked about wasn’t in pristine working condition when I logged in.”

Sweet Jebus.  That’s a terrible case of boneitis.

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No kidding. If you have a guy like Lynch in that situation, you walk out there and tell the defense you’re about to run up the middle and then do it anyway!

Hot take: I don’t get a single solitary shit about anything Norm MacDonald has said, and I’m your textbook pinko liberal

I’m calling it now: The Browns are going 0-0-16 this season. 

This was a foregone conclusion once the NCAA hired Michigan’s punter to oversee the matter.

So if you haven’t bought D2, you can get this and Forsaken and get one game for the price of one.

Ahhh, the sweet days of youth.  I remember when I thought the same way.  You just haven’t lost all hope for humanity / society yet. Give it some time, it will happen.  

“He’s not sharing the ball!” mewl the dudes who, in all other arenas of life, think the word “sharing” is a euphemism for “dirty, godless Communism”