BUFFALO! HE WAS IN THE CREASE! REMEMBER!

Dammit, that’s better than mine but here it goes:

A joke SO clever I cannot grasp the notion that 2 of the 3.2 billion internet users landed on it in the same day.

“He keeps running around and yelling “I’m not Rob FUCKING Corddry!” like its all about him”.

Are these public schools? They can’t afford to have their nets chopped up- those were scheduled to be reused as paint brushes for the art classes. 

I can’t stand highlight truthers, but I am accepting of Hippocrates, so here we go:

Tommy has 6x the amount of Lions playoff wins... in Super Bowl wins. 

I think he would have to kick a 65 yard field-goal with maybe one offensive lineman. It would be 1st or 2nd down, def not 4th and def not what the coach called. 

Now I want to see a football team run a basketball inbound- after the snap all of the players just kind of mill about. 

I don’t much care for that old-school type of basketball- was Anti... An... was the Greek Freak trying to send a message and provoke the Houston bench? Notice he did this in Houston— If they were playing in Milwaukee without the DH Giannas would have to step in there and take a pass from Harden- It’s selfish and puts…

Consistently able to handle double coverage. 

Nice- and the guy who wrote that Labrador Retriever snuff book/film “Marley and Me” WAIT. “Majerle and Me”. Also, I don’t give a shit if a Chip cures cancer, it will still rank behind this moment in the “Best Thing a CMU Alum Ever Did” standings:

It’s just... it’s mind numbing.

Uhhh... maybe don’t link a Michigan State page on a story about foreign objects in orifices. 

When 47 takes a much needed break from killing, he likes to hop on stage...and kill.

He is Scottish, and one can only imagine the odors that are brought about by haggis.

Nvm

Wait... Matthews has nine goals and is very good. The Red Wings have also scored nine goals... ergo the Red Wings are very good!

I tell you the Red Wings weren’t half bad either... They were ALL BAD!

The Lions have LeGarrette Blount. He had 12 carries for 22 yards. He also had 2 TD’s and a couple of 1st downs. His job is to get one yard when the defense knows he is getting the ball-- and he is not as good at it as Marshawn Lynch. Its boring but effective.