He is Scottish, and one can only imagine the odors that are brought about by haggis.

Nvm

Wait... Matthews has nine goals and is very good. The Red Wings have also scored nine goals... ergo the Red Wings are very good!

I tell you the Red Wings weren’t half bad either... They were ALL BAD!

The Lions have LeGarrette Blount. He had 12 carries for 22 yards. He also had 2 TD’s and a couple of 1st downs. His job is to get one yard when the defense knows he is getting the ball-- and he is not as good at it as Marshawn Lynch. Its boring but effective. 

Yeast Bound and Down

“...tested positive for a banned substance in Italy”

Same. He genuinely wasn’t trying to belittle the movement but his gruff diction didn’t come off well. I think his point was that the stakes are so high that they discourage honest contrition. I’m not sure if I agree with it or not but he was certainly not trying to marginalize predatory sexual behavior.

It must have been very rural because we had it when we lived in Sturgis- not exactly a MI metropolis. I remember watching the Wings-Avs brawl in ‘97 on Pass. 

PASS Sports: Just Watch Us!

“Well Pahdnuh, look like we might be out of a job before it’s all said and done. I have to admit Mario, you are Country Strong. Without question and for whatever reason you had that nice easy gas coming from your right hand tonight, and you were locating your hook-piece like you stole it. Let’s see- Mr Fox Trax says…

Goddammit. That’s the only Michigan thing that will ever haunt me. That and the App St. game. And the clock game in East Lansing. Also Chris Webber’s time out. Also the whole Fab Five being paid a bunch of money. Oh, and Kordell Stewart at Colorado. Oh, and having to split the National Championship with that Nebraska…

Maynard looks like a ninja that missed the class about stealth and apparel choice.

Also, Mr Redford— a serious question with zero snark— as a layman and not a journalist, is it odd to write a story about something as vexing and disgraceful as Baylor sending moles into support groups of sexual assault survivors AND something as mundane as Nick Saban being weird about naming a QB?

Its like they have a Dallas Area real-estate billboard that keeps shitting the agents out directly into “Business attire from a porn parody**” and then into Fox News studios.

I am clearly insane. Over the last 18 months I’ve said to myself “There is no way that’s true. People/president/person wouldn’t do that” no less than 400 times. When drawing my line of disbelief I may as well be doing it in coke at Darryl Strawberry’s house. I make a line, I look away and *poof* it’s gone. 

“...No, I don’t want no Shun, Shun is a knife that can’t get no love from me...”

“...No, I don’t want no Shun, Shun is a knife that can’t get no love from me...”

He is in the running for best Adam Jones in the world, but its a tight race.

In the meantime I will just stand Pat, Swilling whatever nonsense they throw our way. 

I know a boat you can get on.  *vigorous dancing*