Follow-up: Did the California Raisins keep the raisin from going commercially extinct in the 80's/90's? I like to think they did.

If it turns out that this guy is Aaron Schlossberg I won’t be surprised in the least.

“That asshole Wolverine you work with’s cool cousin”

I feel like reviews are based on a pre-determined set of values and the scoring is skewed one direction or the other based on the personal tastes and biases of the reviewer. Basically it should be objective but on a variable scale. This was... not that.

“Cano... Loses... TECHNICALITY”

Oh come on, it’s Bufflin!

If Slava Fetisov were to just full speed destroy him- as I...he... could for definitely still could do easily- would he then be Prime Minister? Asking for friend, friend who is not glorious hockey man Viacheslav Fetisov...

My curiosity has me scouring the interwebs for a box score, but no such luck. I’ll just imagine that someone hit for a double-cycle because that would be an awesome stat anomaly.

SEE HOW IT FEELS TO HAVE A FORSBERG RUIN YOUR LIFE, AVALANCHES?!??!?

A one-timer has the receiving player with his stick cocked and loaded when the pass arrives. The pass becomes somewhat like a baseball pitch, and when I played high school hockey it often resulted in a heavy shot that went 14 feet wide of the net. They are very hard.  

There is nothing I love more than to watch a fella sporting a giant crucifix necklace turn the other cheek... and then sprint at another fella with the intent to do grievous harm for throwing a ball at him. He who casts the first baseball or something like that.

So... wait... does this make him a... 8-tool player? That’s too many.

Mo Wagner was blasting David Hasselhoff music after the game- once again proving my theory: Germans love David Hasselhoff.

I was driving Doug Stanhope to a gig in 2003. I had a Mitch CD playing— I didn’t even notice, it was background noise to me. After maybe one minute Stanhope tells me “Turn this shit off”. He could sense my perplexed attitude and said “I fucking love Mitch, but his stuff is infectious. If I listen to that before a gig…

Yes, always take time to remember- the most unskilled goon in the NHL would put up 40 goals in the NCAA.

It’s so funny to me- this is a guy who plays regularly, played D1 hockey, played with future NHL players and you can just tell how out of place he is. Not knocking the guy one bit, he was awesome- it just amazes me how good NHL goalies are with rebound control compared to a high level amateur like this.

Mahtook yer jerb!!!

I am fascinated by your line of work- its like the opposite of voice-over work. I think people assume it’s computers. Wait... are you a computer? In any event it took me 14 minutes to compose this thought, hats off to you.

Stevie Wonder and Jack White should counter-balance most of those.

#HULLWASINTHECREASE