“Fly-Over Country” is a term that pisses me off to no end.

This CMU kid could hit 30 ppg, the WMU Football team is undefeated- it’s a great year for all of us Michiganders rejected by UofM.

Are you insinuating that people have less faith in a.. errr... ah yes- a “mobile quarterback”than in a... ummm... “traditional pocket passer”?

I think he would have to shoot another guy too... otherwise there would be too many dudes on one side of the boat and they would be constantly going... left, I guess.

Don’t focus all on the bad coverage! Undefeated football team... umm.. and Steven Yuen is unemployed... but Jordan Klepper still kicking! Fuck yeah Kazoo!

I used to have a hard time watching it- until Dota spectator VR came out. It feels like you are allowed to run on the field during a football game to watch.

Video game trailers count?

That guy in the hairpiece was Bruce Willis the whole time!

But Tramadol is okay with Xanax, right? Asking...ah.... for a friend. Bob Probert, asking for my friend Bob Probert. No relation.

I mean, it’s easy to walk around without a piece when you are a goddamn shining golden God.

I was thinking “...something something something... the Browns would have cocked this up something something...” It, ah, never really materialized.

“Gallows Humor” is a natural and healthy response to senseless death or horrific circumstance. Don’t feel guilty about it. This world is a shitshow full of vibrantly disgusting and tragic events. Approaching them with humor doesn’t mean approaching them as callous or indifferent. This is a horrible thing that will…

It’s never too soon. Ever.

Picture painted. Thank you.

Serious question- Who the fuck are these people? I mean, what is the demographic of people that have the means to be season ticket holders, cover themselves in Dolphins gear and then behave like this? Someone please paint me a goddamn picture.

I told Urban, I said “Urban, this might sound crazy but go and find Cap Boso- he probably has some eligibility left.” Does he listen? Noooope! Does he win Tecmo? Nooooopppe!

Playing Pictionary via Tilt Brush tonight. Hope it goes well.

(Awkward pause)

“You know, Brock, don’t you think we should ask for more than one million dollars? I mean, a million dollars isn’t exactly a lot of money these days. Joe Flacco makes more that 22 million dollars each year!”

Hold your tounge, you are speaking about THE Little Caesar himself. How many marketing campaigns are based on your image? All glory to Hypno-Illitch!