Still in California.

Obligatory.

Er, I’m a millennial (like, the most millennial of millennials) and I’m 26. Millennials are NOT teenagers, no matter what people seem to think. Ja Rule was INSANELY popular when I was in middle school so yeah, I have a lot of memories of him (before I realized he was really violent and involved in some shaaaady shit).…

I guess I’m an older millennial (‘87), but knowing there are people in my generation who don’t know about Ja Rule is just murdaaaaaaaaa to my heart.

It’s this damn economy.

Meanwhile, Sisqo’s calls go unreturned.

...Is it 2015? Why am I looking at a video of Ja Rule?

Every thug needs a lady. Hahaha I am loving the twitter memes.

Magnises

My stages of grief in reading this fuckery, in GIF form:

Mike and his wife stripped the governor’s mansion when they left. The state had to replace china, silverware, curtains, rugs, etc. Yeah, that’s someone you want in charge of the budget/cookie jar.

The Obamas are the family you want to adopt you. The Huckabees are the weirdo scary neighbors that move in next door.

After the peak experience of this first family...

this guy is one bad haircut away from being tracked down by Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey

hell, do Ted Cruz’s weird dad

he said that after college, he hopes to “either be the President or to be the one who makes the President the President.”