Meanwhile, Ted Cruz considers a similar tactic.

I just lol ed on my back porch and got a strange stare from a neighbor.

I’d say Terry Richardson, but that doesn’t sound scumbaggy enough for him

Oh my God, giving Fred Durst a hand job sounds like half of a “Would you rather?” question. Like, “Would you rather vote Republican or give a hand job to Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst?” (And then somehow, inexplicably, not amputate your hand afterwards or even wash it!) I would rather vote Republican because I live…

Terry Richardson?

I banged a semi-famous photographer who, after fucking me for a long time (pretty decent), he said he wanted to “finish.” I’m like, “Cool, I’m good.” Dude goes to the bathroom, gets the mini bottle of conditioner, jerks of onto my pussy, stares at it for a 5-10 seconds, then goes and gets a *warm* towel and wipes me…

A friend of a friend apparently slept with Henry Rollins, and when he came, he yelled ‘FEEL THE SEED OF ROLLINS!’.

Cosigned.

Yay. These are the first Coachella pics I've seen that didn't annoy me.

I would say the apple doesn’t fall from the tree, but Vili’s skin is a little dark for her father’s tastes. Republican John Bircher, John G. Schmitz.

She really is. She had actually first had him as a student in second grade, so she knew him from the time he was a very small child. She had to know that his home life was a sad one. It was 100% taking advantage of someone who needed love, attention, and affection because she was unhappy in her first marriage, or…

That woman is such a predator.

Come to think of it, have we ever seen Joe and Ariana in the same place at the same time? What if.....

Look, if it’s good enough for Ariana Grande, it’s good enough for Joe Biden.

Well... bye.

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it's impossible to understate how poorly this stuff reflects on the US to outsiders. a while ago I had someone from Kenya ask me about all the cop shootings going on back home, saying how horrible it is. you know things are bad when someone from Kenya shows you sympathy for shit happening in your home country.