What is this “too salty” of which you speak?

Do not trust anything on iMDB for at least a year until the work in question has been out.

Not that I have anything against lard, but it’s not a pantry staple in this house. Any ideas for a substitution? Coconut oil, maybe?

Aw, I was in a bodega just this afternoon, and they have a SUPER FRIENDLY tuxedo that leaps up on the counter to inspect your purchases as you are trying to check out.

You got it exactly right brother. Nobody is clamoring for an HD remaster of Flipnic or Robot Alchemic Drive but damn do I want to play those gems again. :( (no snark, I’m serious)

I would stay up until 5:00 AM playing this game so often that my roommate at the time still complains to me about it when we chat, “what was that loud clonky robot game? I couldn’t sleep when you were playing it.”

It’s cement, but it’s DELICIOUS CEMENT

I dunno man, wasn’t the architecture of the PS2 kinda weird and hard to emulate as well?

It’s getting harder and harder to find a working PS2 at a reasonable price, and I so want to revisit some of my PS2 games. Ring Of Red forever!

Come on. “It croaks” was just waiting there and Joss or David Hayter or whoever didn’t pick it up, it’s unforgivable.

I feel like it’s the Grumble card that really needs some nerfing. The fact that it’s only 6 mana is insane.

Use cards that kill Secrets, geez.

He had a terrible PS1 game and a not-terrible-but-not-good Xbox 360 game.

WarGames reference, eh?

[Tips hat] Haverhill myself, but my mom worked at the Lawrence YWCA for over 20 years. Sucks to hear that about Italian Kitchen, I never had the pleasure but knew of it.

Oh shit, where you from? Haverhill? Groveland? Lawrence? I never noticed the accents much when I was growing up in the area, except when announcements would come over the PA at Demoulas or Market Basket.

She looks like Kulap Vilaysack.

Man, potato-flake gnocchi used to be a go-to for me but I haven’t made them in ages. I sometimes did a variation that used whole-wheat flour in a 1-1 ratio with the regular flour.

I say just let these laws pass and enjoy the freakouts these bigots will certainly have when trans men start having to use the ladies room. They’re so scared of sharing a bathroom with someone who presents as female but happens to have a dong, I can only imagine their reaction when the burly bearded men (that happen…

If not for Death Wish, we never would have gotten the hilarious self-parody that is Death Wish 3, though