It's all about being dark and gritty when appropriate.

Captain America? Nope.
Daredevil? Yes!

Batman? Yes!
Superman? No. No no no no no no no.

On an unrelated note, I've come down with a sudden case of streep throat.

Are you kidding me? *facepalm*

"Meryl Strep." Really? I really wish that Jezebel/Gawker Media would hire some damn copy editors or something. I know it's their MO to write shit and get it up as fast as possible, and that typos are a totally normal part of writing, but I mean... come on. This story has two original sentences, and one of them is a…

I don't understand this. The only place they would go with the resolution on the MBA is to some Retina spec, meaning it would be just like the rMBP. Of course, the rMBP is MORE cramped than the MBA because of the way they use subpixel rendering. It really sputters and looks wrong when you try to adjust the resolution…

I've owned 2 macbook airs and haven't had an issue with the screen resolution. Perhaps, it's my old-man eyes, or the fact that I've never used the retina macbook.

Wow. You are definitely NOT as sweet as he thought you are. Somehow, being compared to a person with Down Syndrome is such a horrible thing? Here, I'll compare you to something else, then - you're a twat.

Where are the "that's not a vagina!" pedants when you need them?

Nepotism strikes again.

I mean great...but yawn

Is Bella secretly Jennifer Lawrence?

You know Jezebel? I know your byline is about celebrity gossip and all that. But there was a time you could actually be taken seriously and had a focus on pop culture and feminism. I know, I know - no complaining since your readership has gone through a huge change due to your make-over (which leaves none of the…

Same here. My sister left the house yesterday wearing a Melvin's shirt, ripped jeans and doc martens topped off with messy purple pigtails. It was creepy.

Sounded like a compliment to me.

I don't feel the article is snarky, but when I read the headline, it read as snarky and colored the tone of the piece for me.

I think what's interesting about this is that it can only really be useful to the part of the population that has a very large problem understanding that Muslim people are their peers—it's nothing less than that, and it's also nothing more.

Explain this please:

No offense, but you do sound snarky. Really snarky.

Your title is quite sarcastic, though.

I don't feel snarky about this woman, and tried very hard to avoid that tone.