On an unrelated note, I've come down with a sudden case of streep throat.

Are you kidding me? *facepalm*

"Meryl Strep." Really? I really wish that Jezebel/Gawker Media would hire some damn copy editors or something. I know it's their MO to write shit and get it up as fast as possible, and that typos are a totally normal part of writing, but I mean... come on. This story has two original sentences, and one of them is a…

Wow. You are definitely NOT as sweet as he thought you are. Somehow, being compared to a person with Down Syndrome is such a horrible thing? Here, I'll compare you to something else, then - you're a twat.

Where are the "that's not a vagina!" pedants when you need them?

Nepotism strikes again.

I mean great...but yawn

Is Bella secretly Jennifer Lawrence?

You know Jezebel? I know your byline is about celebrity gossip and all that. But there was a time you could actually be taken seriously and had a focus on pop culture and feminism. I know, I know - no complaining since your readership has gone through a huge change due to your make-over (which leaves none of the…

Same here. My sister left the house yesterday wearing a Melvin's shirt, ripped jeans and doc martens topped off with messy purple pigtails. It was creepy.

Sounded like a compliment to me.

I don't feel the article is snarky, but when I read the headline, it read as snarky and colored the tone of the piece for me.

I think what's interesting about this is that it can only really be useful to the part of the population that has a very large problem understanding that Muslim people are their peers—it's nothing less than that, and it's also nothing more.

Explain this please:

No offense, but you do sound snarky. Really snarky.

Your title is quite sarcastic, though.

Calling BS on that. Calling a headscarf the same as blackface is outrageous, and that's just in the damned headline. Try harder. This woman is trying to do something nice, and it's coming from a well-intentioned place. That's more than anyone can say for this clickbait.

I once had a male biology professor joke that the clit doesn't exist, because he'd never encountered one. I was stunned and embarrassed for him. Not just because that was an inappropriate thing to say to a class of college freshman, what a way to undermine your academic credentials dude if you're willing to doubt…

I don't feel snarky about this woman, and tried very hard to avoid that tone.

Just when I was getting used to the fact that no one cared about my stupid boner.