Because Madonna has a history of not being super-controlling over her image? Give me a break.

"I had hoped for a more kick-ass role model for growing old disgracefully. But it's her face and her money, so of course she can do what she wants."

I never thought of that, but now you mention it - YES. It's the super-large looking folicles and the strangely blurred-looking hairs. WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?

Exactly. Same here. Who the hell goes to the trouble of faking their pit hair, ffs?! She's lost it.
(Apologies - I deleted my original comment here and moved it when I remembered I could attach it to the picture.)

This is a weird one - but does anyone else think Madonna's armpit hair looks stuck on? Like an armpit merkin? Or, wait - DID SHE DYE IT?!

Yes. I think she dyed it! Gah

Ooops! Ignore

What a sell-out. His father would be ashamed.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

YA DON'T SAY

I feel sorry for the director; I bet he/she had to tell Nicki Minaj 20 times to stop waving her hands around. to no avail. This movie looks painful.

I always enjoy when the Jezebel sausage starts to look like the Cosmo sausage. Except less professional (Cosmo would never run the same headline construction twice in the same issue, ffs.)

YES PLEASE NOW

SAMANOSUKE! Damn! Now I need to go dig out my Onimushas!

She's amazing. Shame about the cheesy music.

Acid and Gin - I like to laugh and cry

No 'cunty bollocks' though? Oh well.

These women are about 50 million times cooler than Beyoncé and I'm way more interested in that lady's sandwich than I am in the song.

In this version, Melanie Daniels flips and takes all the birds out with an AK-47, while wearing shorty-shorts and a wet T-shirt.

Wth? This is on the wrong story. Stupid new kinja.