Maybe not so versatile as an actress, but super-talented as a writer/director.

I guess not!

Touchy!

My eyes and ears.

Sorry, I was joking!

Aren't tweens into sex, now? I thought they were? I can't keep up!

That's a good point. Fair enough.

Oh god, not advocating for different music coverage, just wondering how relevant any pop music coverage is anymore. I mean, I just think it has genuinely ceased to be as culturally important as it used to be, on a mass scale. (NB. Not saying music isn't important - just that tastes have become so niche now, thanks to…

Wait. That's it? I was looking forward to a nice, long article/interview with her! Well, uh, thanks for link. I guess?

Serious question: isn't Katy Perry's music primarily for tweens? Because I'm wondering why she gets so much coverage on a blog aimed at adults... How relevant is she to to anyone aged over 15? Honestly, honestly not trolling here.

My husband and I often joke about 'arse-and-lips' hotdogs and bum-hole burgers.

I still can't quite get over the fact that Inside Llewyn Davies didn't get more Oscar love. Way more original and memorable than any of these others (DBC excepted.) I mean, I know the Oscars aren't about the best anything, artistically (merely the 'most obvious'); but even so. Pretty astonishing omission.

Really worth clicking the link and reading the full piece because there's some more good stuff there, like his/her thoughts on who should win Best Supporting Actor:

Hmmmmm. I don't think you can insult a 'factor'. Maybe get a copy editor on the job?

"But her latest piece for the magazine, a 14,000 word behemoth, manages to take on a different culture – frat culture – while insulting and ignoring a variety of new individuals."

If you're squeamish about the idea of eating poop, I wouldn't bother with any sausages, burgers, salami, etc - basically any meat that has been ground up before being made into a thing. What? You don't think you're eating cow/pig/lamb/chicken poop when you eat the less desirable cuts of meat? And I say this as a very…

Yes, he's a gobshite of the highest order. He once showed up at the Cosmopolitan editorial office in London, laughing about how easy it was to edit a woman's magazine; the editor immediately offered to swap jobs with him for a week (he was editor of a daily paper at the time) which he agreed to. Of course, he quietly…

Cara wins. By a mile.

US Vogue is hardly cutting edge; Wintour was talking about circulation figures and money, no doubt. Global Language Monitor sounds like an odd way to measure how fashion-forward a place is.

New York is ahead of the rest of the country, sure, but people are still very conformist - everyone in New York dresses the same, has the same haircut; people in London are more individual with their style, women and men. If you ever go to London, you'll see what I mean.