I just saw something in the window of my local BR and had that exact same thought. “I’m not sailing off on a yacht in March, people.”

And now I’m in the mood for a little I’m Gonna Wash that Man Right Outa My Hair. Everyone has spring fever!

Yaaaaasssss!

Stop calling it “discount adoption,” which I’ve seen you do elsewhere. It’s demeaning to all the kids who have been adopted through foster care by loving parents who weren’t doing it to save a dollar.

That’s not true. She was placed with them via a foster to adopt program. The father ignored his rights the first several years. The foster family have been acting like idiots, but not without some cause.

Except this child and family were in a foster to adopt program, which was supposed to pave the way to her becoming a permanent part of their family. Not saying the foster parents haven’t been acting like a bag of dicks, but they were led to believe something pretty different was going to happen in this situation.

Actually, she sort of was. She was part of a “foster to adopt” program, so the family always led to believe that they were on the path to adoption with her, not that they were taking care of her for 3 months.

The person (let’s assume it’s managed by kick ass a woman) running Dingell’s Twitter account is on fleek lately.

Sayulita is where I went to a women-only surf camp and learned to surf. The town is full of amazing fish taco places, so between the tacos and lady surfers, I can understand why this guy would want to stay.

They’re from the nightshade family of vegetables and most people who eat macrobiotic diets avoid them (along with onions, potatoes, etc.).

He’s always hilarious when he shows up on Comedy Bang Bang, too. His first episode, with Paul Rust, is one of my all time favorites.

Jerrod is one of my favorite comedians and I wish he brought a bit more of his normal edge to The Carmichael Show. It’s occasionally funny, but his stand up is really fantastic and different. I’m just happy he’s getting positive attention, though.

Between all the dislike for Love, as well as people shitting on the universally lauded Master of None, I don’t think most of these commenters have great taste. Back to Big Bang Theory for them!

Look at who her mentor is...Jay Z. Guess who also bought back all his masters years ago?

YAAAASSSS. This. He was great at the beginning, and then 3 seasons in he suddenly became a random country bumpkin.

I’m sure seeing an amazing animal locked in a tiny fish tank really changed the course of your life, right? And who cares that Shamu was miserable as fuck in that tank, right?

I know it doesn’t mean he’s guilty, but this guy looks like such a fucking tool in every picture I see of him. Generic white guy with a potato head.

Get a grip.

I am so annoyed overtime someone calls Hillary “establishment.” She’s the first serious woman candidate for president— she’s inherently an outsider. Bernie is a white man who has been in Congress since 1979 and yet he claims the mantle of antiestablishment? Give me a break!

I’m currently arguing with two Bernie supporters (both long-time friends and fellow liberal grassroots activists) because I posted a positive story about Hillary today and they both became unhinged, leaving nasty comments about her and basically talking to one another on my Facebook timeline. I keep repeatedly…