CO-SIGNED TO THE EXTREME! Every time someone talks about Clinton being establishment, I die laughing. He’s been in office longer than she’s been involved in politics at all.

Have you heard the new album?

As someone who was there, it was actually a really great show. Ye was in a great mood and the crowd loved it. Most reviews of it are pretty positive, too.

Even more important news about the dead: Lamar was there, wandering around and looking great.

Avocado nipples. Never forget.

Who wants to sneak a flask in with me so we can get wasted in the front row?

Koenig never endlessly proclaimed Adnan innocent. And journalists are supposed to abandon a story because a source refuses to participate? That’s absurd.

So you haven’t actually listened to it? They’re completely transparent regarding their relation to the case and in no way disrespectful. In fact, they’re the ones who take fewer than 5 episodes to uncover that the activities of victim’s last day have been misreported for years and that no one seems to actually know…

100% agree on the Undisclosed recommendation. I was similarly torn after listening to Serial, but Undisclosed makes so many amazing discoveries within the first 5 episodes— all of which are grounded by the fact that it’s a group of lawyers, rather than reporters, doing the digging.

Yeah, I don’t even think that lyric is about her nose, but rather the noses of black men in general and J specifically.

She’s also referencing black men with that comment, not herself.

I prefer to think of her post as some masterful as fuck shade.

She already has Hot Sauce in My Bag totes for sale on Beyonce.com (and I just bought 3 of them).

Just thinking about all the amazing Blu Ivy gifs that are going to come out of this video is giving me life.

I’m starting to think the Oscars are actually going to be pretty entertaining this year. I can’t imagine Chris Rock not openly giving the Academy major shit during the broadcast.

You can only eat this if you have avocado nipples.

I wrote almost the exact same thing. I have a friend who, the weekend before she found out she was pregnant, was swigging wine from the bottle while sitting in a hot tub. It’s like a rite of passage for women in their 30s— finding out you’re pregnant a week after a massive binge drinking episode.

Literally every single one of my friends with a kid— all of whom had planned pregnancies— has a story of getting massively drunk and then finding out a week or two later that she was pregnant.

I’d read that fanfic!

Samsung paid her handsomely to release it this way and, as most people seem to not be recognizing, the album was on sale for just 1 hour under last week’s Billboard chart deadline.