One sneezed in my boyfriend’s face, leaving snotty lettuce all over his hair. It was the best thing ever.

I chose BB-8 but still ended up Woke. I understand both racial injustice and systemic discrimination against droids.

So happy the great political strategist ReflectedSky is here to school us.

Why are they showing their butts so much? Is that a big recruitment driver?

Yes, you’re right, the AOGS and AMA are well known for being insurance industry shills. /s Look at the history of either and you’ll see they’re both very patient centric and are usually pretty antagonistic towards abusive insurer behavior.

Er, no, that’s not the case at all. Guidelines were changed based on the recommendation of doctors.

Just the thought of a 40 hour BBC Harry Potter series gives me life!

This just really reminded me of how much I don’t like Carole King.

Steve O doesn’t actually seem like a horrible dude, though.

I’ve seen pics of Rocco with the little boy recently, so they’re still involved to some extent.

I really loved those, too, and sort of wondered how a right winger would stumble across Buffy or Firefly and not realize Joss at least attempts to be a feminist most of the time.

I’m pouring one on the floor for Lemmy tonight (and then quickly cleaning it up the spilled alcohol because I’m not as badass as he was).

Given the other comedians she works with (Oswalt, Jesenik, Kumail, etc.) and those who have come out to support her, I’m going to guess he has a rough time.

I really love comedy and see a lot of shows; while I respect her desire to not name her abuser, I want to know who it is so that I never pay to see him.

I just saw her do a brief set at Meltdown last month and she was pretty open about the abuse and made a few really great pointed jokes about how we treat victims. Love seeing her use comedy to make herself feel stronger. Also, her ex sounds like a grade A asshole.

John Mulaney is really great!

Exactly. If your dog is afraid of people...crate it when people are near, or just leave it at home. Don’t kill it. Jfc.

I think I have the same cold brew system as you! I died laughing at the “zzzzz” refrigerator image. Time to sleep, Mr. Fridge!

Look at a mini-stepper! I bought one for under $75 to use on days when I work from home and don’t want to just sit while I’m on calls, etc. They’re easy to find on Amazon.

My bf’s brother got him one for Xmas last year and the cats LOVE it. We shoot it in the basement and they go nuts chasing the marshmallows, occasionally eating them or getting one stuck on a claw. It’s basically the best gift ever.